Wait, you already ordered right? Never fear, it might already be on your doorstep.
I think Jerry actually puts the package in the mail before you place your order. He just knows what you're going to get.
.. the kilt had concealed a blaster strapped to one thigh and a knife to the other. He was aware of the present gentle customs against personal weapons, but he felt naked without them. Such customs were nonsense anyhow, foolishment from old women - there was no such thing as "dangerous weapons," only dangerous people.
--Robert Heinlein in Methuselah's Children
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