Kilt brings woman to her knees...

[Retro Red]

Ah, the mesmerizing power that the kilt has over some women...

I'm at a self-serve gas station last night feeding my pocket rocket (20th Anniversary edition VW GTI, not the other pocket rocket :rolleyes: ), & this middle-aged gal pulls up to the pump next to me in a 4-wheel drive compact pickup. She asks me "The Question" & I give the standard "Nothing's worn, it's all in good working order!" & I figure that's the end of it, right? Not hardly! As I'm standing there holding the nozzle in place I notice some movement out of the corner of my eye & turn to see this gal down on the ground looking up the back of my kilt. Some folks might've gotten upset by that, but I just "turned the other cheek," as it were, & said, "Yes, I wear it in the traditional manner." Here I am in a very public place at a busy gas station/convenience store at a major intersection with plenty of people around & here's this gal on her hands & knees "bowing" to the power of the kilt! Amazing! I'm still chuckling about that one...
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[The Supreme Canuck]

Heck, if she had any modicum of shame, that would be enough to put an end to it anyway.

[JimB]

I don't know quite what to say to that, except ....amazing!

[O'Neille]

Some women amaze me. I've spent most of the last six weeks out of town on business and pleasure. Of those weekends I have been amazed by the lengths a woman will go, to get an "answer". This is beyond what I have seen so far. O'Neille

[Dirk Skene]

I would probably not get overly torqued, but still I wanna know ..... Why is a guy would not do that to a gal without expecting to get slapped or at least screamed at & called a pervert, but a gal will take the liberty?

The closest I've come to anything like that is when my wife & I were going up to an outdoor seating at a resturant & this woman comes up and reaches down to the hem of my kilt to get a feel of the material my kilt is made from. Yea right! :rolleyes: If my wife had not been there she'd have lifted it I am sure. When she walked away she said "nice legs".

[bubba]

This is what we get for giving em shoes and letting em out of the kitchen. :rolleyes:

[Alan H]

Oh, it's because as kilt-wearer, Retro-Red was "asking for it".

Right?

**grumble-snarl**

[The Supreme Canuck]

I've always wanted to do this:

If they ever get right under you on their back to look up, sit on their face. See how they like that!

[switchblade5984]

ROFLOL! thats great not to mention.... ballzy!

[The Supreme Canuck]

Hey, they wanted to know... :rolleyes: