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17th August 08, 02:49 PM
#1
A kilt don't
Saturday afternoon a neighbor told me i should never go regimental wearing a Kilt while mowing my lawn on a tractor mower.
Well!!! It was hot and the breeze felt good.
"The death of fear is in doing what you fear to do."
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17th August 08, 02:57 PM
#2
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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17th August 08, 02:58 PM
#3
i would be concerned that my neighbour was paying me that much attention, espically around the landing gear area...
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17th August 08, 03:29 PM
#4
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17th August 08, 03:34 PM
#5
Was this a he-neighbor or she-neighbor?
Airman. Piper. Scholar. - Avatar: MacGregor Tartan
“KILT, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.” - Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
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17th August 08, 03:34 PM
#6
 Originally Posted by Big Mikey
Beware the weedwacker!!
That comment brings to mind many different responses that I can't use on a family forum! (I have never heard using a weedwacker for a briss.)
"A veteran, whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve, is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it." anon
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17th August 08, 03:34 PM
#7
I take it that there is some ground clearance between the bottom of your kilt and the top of your mower! 
Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.
Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
(Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)
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17th August 08, 04:02 PM
#8
The pipes are calling, resistance is futile. - MacTalla Mor
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17th August 08, 04:02 PM
#9
Due to recent Government cut-backs,...the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off until further notice.
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17th August 08, 04:02 PM
#10
Originally Posted by georgeblack7
Was this a he-neighbor or she-neighbor?
Oh it was a he,and thank God his wife was'nt home.
"The death of fear is in doing what you fear to do."
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