Kilt DONTs only

[ozone]

OK, the kilt do's and dont's thread is finally worn out in my humble opinion. Therefore, I propose two new threads: Kilt Do's and Kilt dont's. For fun, I will start the kilt dont's. Here's my version of guidelines:



1. Every addition to the thread should contain a picture demonstrating a kilt "don't" OR a comment directly related to a pictured kilt "don't"

2. Please don't wander off topic, start a new thread if you want to, but don't wander off topic on this thread.

3. Advice for kilt "don't"s and how to avoid them is OK as far as I am concerned.

4. Please don't flame or spam others on this thread.

5. Follow the usual rules for our discussion group.

6. Have fun!

[ozone]

Here's a starter image (don't wear your kilt backwards [center] or sideways [rear]):

[Colin]

Number 7: Even thought you find a picture of a Kilt Don't, try and remember that these are people as well (and they may be Xmarks members). Please comment as if someone else was making the same comment to one of your pictures. Be respectful to others and their learning curve.

[ozone]

Excellent point Colin....I hereby add that to the list of guidelines. Now, where's a picture to accompany your comment?

[Nervous Jock]

Don't let your mates tuck the back of your hem in your belt

[johnnym]

Don't forget to wear your kilt as often as possible. My office has gotten used to me wearing one, so if I ever show up bifurcated, eyebrows are raised.

[JRB]

Don't forget to sweep the pleats, particularly if you're sitting on the top row of the bleachers...

[demobud]

Don't forget to sweep the pleats, particularly if you're sitting on the top row of the bleachers...

On the other hand, that's one way to keep the pleatsnice and sharp!

[ccga3359]

On the other hand, that's one way to keep the pleatsnice and sharp!

What about splinters though !

[jmercier]

What about splinters though !

That was the first thing I thought of when I saw that picture, that his wife is going to have a lovely time pulling splinters out of his ass when they get home...