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    Kilt= free alcohol

    Gods bless well endowed bartenders... My department was, shall we say, encouraged to leave work early today to start our Christmas vacation, so we all decided to take a departmental field trip to the local dive bar. Put very simply, I once again drank for free because of a kindly bartender who liked my legs.
    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.

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    What a wonderful way to drink! Were you at the Coyote Ugly Bar down on the 16th Street Mall?
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    Ah,...the benefits of the kilt.
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    There are no noble wars,...Only noble warriors. - Anonymous

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    Please tell us that it was a well endowed "bartendress". I am not sure I ever want free drinks from my local bartender because he likes my legs. Then again, free drinks are free drinks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForresterModern View Post
    Please tell us that it was a well endowed "bartendress". I am not sure I ever want free drinks from my local bartender because he likes my legs. Then again, free drinks are free drinks.
    Heh heh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForresterModern View Post
    Please tell us that it was a well endowed "bartendress". I am not sure I ever want free drinks from my local bartender because he likes my legs. Then again, free drinks are free drinks.
    Good point. Yes, she liked my legs.
    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.

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    Maybe that's where we should have our next kilt night

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    Excellent, another fine example of the power of the kilt.
    I made a conscious decision four years ago to stop drinking alcohol on the basis that I was drinking more than was good for me and I must have already drank my lifetime ration of the stuff, but I heartily condone those who are able to go out and enjoy it in moderation.

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    Sounds like Paradise on earth.

    I so strongly favor moderation that I sometimes have a moderate number of drinks twice in the same night!
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    I LOVE kilt friendly bartenders. They sure know how to keep me coming back!

    Quote Originally Posted by Standard View Post
    What a wonderful way to drink! Were you at the Coyote Ugly Bar down on the 16th Street Mall?
    From what I've known about Coyote Ugly is that it is a yuppie bar posing as a dive bar.
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    Whisky Buyer, Vom Fass USA

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