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  1. 8th February 09, 01:04 PM #1
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    Kilt Inspector

    Now I know I'm going to get .... possibly a couple of "now pastor... aren't all creatures God's creatures?" YES they are however, this goes deeper than that (all the way to the bone). I found this while scrolling through Ebay and it made me laugh hysterically.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...X:NEWLIST#LIST

    KILT INSPECTOR - SPREAD 'EM LAD 5XL T-shirt

    Now I'm not (still laughing) a man prone to allow anyone, but the Wife, beneath his kilt. That said - if I was a heavily drinking man and single and really ...... lonely. The person who fits this shirt, wouldn't be my first choice in kilt inspectors.................
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  2. 8th February 09, 02:47 PM #2
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    5 XL? That's a pretty specific market they're selling to.
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  3. 8th February 09, 03:36 PM #3
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    Wow, that's quite the shirt. How cool this shirt is changes vastly considering who's wearing it.
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  4. 8th February 09, 04:27 PM #4
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    I agree, if I were a lass, I wouldn't be interested either.
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  5. 8th February 09, 05:59 PM #5
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  6. 8th February 09, 06:11 PM #6
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    I can think of afew surgically inhanced young ladies that this shirt would be smashing on!
  7. 8th February 09, 07:53 PM #7
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    I don't think thats the clientèle they are selling to.
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    Ah!! My wife would love that shirt!! I may have to get it for her. She'd wear it to the balloon rally in October.
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    Calling Mr. Kong... Mr. Kong. Calling Mr. King Kong. Shirt for you SIR.
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  10. 8th February 09, 09:50 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nighthawk View Post
    Ah!! My wife would love that shirt!! I may have to get it for her. She'd wear it to the balloon rally in October.
    You are SOOOOOO dead if she ever reads this!!!
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