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23rd February 11, 04:30 PM
#1
Kilt Regrets?
What are the most embarrassing kilt related moments in your life?
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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23rd February 11, 04:56 PM
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Sitting in the St Andrews Golf Club bar jawing and drinking with several prominent local members who were quite pleased to meet a jovial proper kiltwearing American, when one leans over and whispers to me, "You might consider pushin' down yer sporran as yer ______ are showin' 'neath yer kilt." Needless to say that deserved me buying another round to earn my way out of the embarrassment and the hearty laugh we all enjoyed. I think it endeared me to the fellas as I was roundly asked to come back 'round next time I was in town.
I think I will take them up on it. Hopefully soon.
jeff
FM--Clan Forrester Society,Brotherhood of the Isle of Skye, Order of the Dandelion, Gentlemen of Substance, Kilted Kentuckians, Steel Bonnets---Borders Clan Group, Tewksbury Owners Group,Bald Rabble in Kilts, Kilted FlyFishermen, FlatCap Confederation, Per Mare PerTerras, KABOOM, SMALL-Single Malt Lovers, Tartan Riders
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23rd February 11, 05:04 PM
#3
Scampered up on the truck at the dump the other day to unload...was wearing the redneck hunting...did not notice the nice lady with tje round eyes next to the truck...me trick is a wee bit on the tall side y'see....oops....she blushed and smiled...mmmkay?
"Veritas Vincit!"
"Through!"
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23rd February 11, 05:17 PM
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Downtown Albuequerque - never expected updraft grates in New Mexico....wrong....walking past a downtown restaurant one of them grates put my kilt up around my head 360 degrees and the question was answered for dozens of diners. Nothing to do but keep on walking and rearrange the kilt properly.
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member Scottish Tartans Authority, Owner Freelanders #4 & 5
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"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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23rd February 11, 05:30 PM
#5
When I sit, I usually push down on the sporran while sweeping the pleats underneath. I was attending a Celtic church in which one hand had a hold of the booklet of liturgies and the other a hymnal. I got careless getting up and sitting back down and the pastor got a glimpse (fortunately, only he). Later via email, he politely notified me to my embarrassment. He was kilted as well but he gets to stand most of the time.
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre
"The honour the Sleat carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his decendants." Duncan Ban MacIntyre
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23rd February 11, 05:44 PM
#6
Well, let's see... Acrylic + camp fire = bad things... 
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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23rd February 11, 06:01 PM
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23rd February 11, 06:43 PM
#8
My only regret so far is I waited so long to start. Right comfortable garment it is.
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23rd February 11, 07:30 PM
#9
 Originally Posted by Spartan Tartan
Some sort of reference to this has been made on more than one occasion!! 
I'm afraid I haven't been wearing a kilt long enuff to have something like this happen to me. This may be my new favorite thread!! 
Yeah... Large cinder set my acrylibeast ablaze- the things burn and melt like crazy!!
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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23rd February 11, 07:34 PM
#10
My then sister-in-law took a telephoto shot up the kilt and shared it round the family. That was embarrassing!
She was kind of odd, that sister-in-law.
"Nice Quilt." - comment on my Kilt by a man behind me in line at Home Depot.
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