Kilt story from Craig Ferguson

[beloitpiper]

I heard this from Craig Ferguson. Read this aloud with a Sean Connery accent and it'll be twice as funny!

This day in 1971, I was hiking through the Amazon when I was ambushed by a native tribe. Suddenly, a large wind blew my kilt high up above my waist, exposing me to everybody. That day, they made me their king...

Man, I laugh at that everytime! It's one of my favorite stories to tell people. Thought I would share it with you guys.

[Big Paul]

That a good one!! The whole accent thing helps!!!

[Moose McLennan]

I heard this from Craig Ferguson. Read this aloud with a Sean Connery accent and it'll be twice as funny!

This day in 1971, I was hiking through the Amazon when I was ambushed by a native tribe. Suddenly, a large wind blew my kilt high up above my waist, exposing me to everybody. That day, they made me their king...

Brilliant! I remember him well from back when he had a, well erm, slightly different name. I loved "The Sheep Song".

The guy is also a very talented conjurer, quite a hoot!

M.

[Southern Breeze]

That's a good one.

[Moose McLennan]

Should be moved to OT, but for those who do not know The Sheep Song. It was a bit of a send-up of "The Corries":

"Many years ago, oor sheep ganged free,
Roamin’ through the glen
In groups of two or three
Fear they did not know
Their fleece was white as snow
And it didn’t take very long
For their little ones to grow

Then bloody Edward’s army came marchin’ through oor glen
And they jagged us in the eye
And they burnt oor but an' ben.
They shaved the beards of our mothers,
With razors made of bronze,
They took all our good LPs,
And ate all the potato scones."

[morrison]

large wind blew my kilt high up above my waist, exposing me to everybody. That day, they made me their king....

heeeee-haaaaw

[Mattg]

That's awesome!