Kilted Rapture

**janderson** · 21st May 11, 04:42 PM

So, no end of the world, no rapture, just another rainy day. Does this mean I need to order a new kilt? Thinking maybe god is waiting for me to get a tank before the end.

**kc8ufv** · 21st May 11, 05:37 PM

I'm glad I ent South for the weekend. And, sure, sounds like a good excuse to order aanother kilt.

**Father Bill** · 21st May 11, 07:13 PM

Actually, I heard that the two righteous people on the earth have ascended to the heavens, and the rest of us poor bougers are left here until we finish up all the Scotch Whiskey!

**Cowher** · 21st May 11, 07:47 PM

Glad to see your still here too Bill. I have a bottle, you bring the glasses?

**Korvyn** · 21st May 11, 08:39 PM

dang, and i wore my kilt today so i could meet god properly attired. sheesh :P

**Stilletto_Rebel** · 21st May 11, 11:23 PM

I'm pretty sure it was a typo... I'm waiting eagerly for the Raptors to arrive.

**Dixiecat** · 22nd May 11, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by Stilletto_Rebel

I'm pretty sure it was a typo... I'm waiting eagerly for the Raptors to arrive.

They'll have to learn to use the door first.

**Nighthawk** · 22nd May 11, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by Stilletto_Rebel

I'm pretty sure it was a typo... I'm waiting eagerly for the Raptors to arrive.

Hooray velociraptures! I'm not afraid of raptures because they can't open doors with round knobs...

**McClef** · 22nd May 11, 12:49 PM

Father Bill - if there were only two then there is still too much competition for the remaining whisky!

**Bill aka Mole** · 22nd May 11, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by Father Bill

Actually, I heard that the two righteous people on the earth have ascended to the heavens, and the rest of us poor bougers are left here until we finish up all the Scotch Whiskey!

Padre, I'm drinking as fast as I can but it is an 18yo Single that is demanding to be savored so please be patient!