Kilted Russian at Waffle House

[fudgeman]

So a kilted guy (me) goes into a Waffle House. (Stop me if you've heard this one). First three latinos (two guys and a gal) whistle--actually it was one of the guys whistling--and he says "love your kilt man". OK, I'm off to a good start! Next, my red haired waiter (not waitress) says "I'm Scottish, yawdy yawdy yaw...". Still on a roll. We finish and I'm walking up to the cash register and this 20ish guy says "Sir, I love your kilt". I'm thinking--OK my fears of going kilted into a Waffle House late at night were unfounded. As I'm paying, I hear a commotion at a nearby booth (I didn't look) and some guy says "What is he Russian?" His buddy says "He's Scottish, you idiot." So ends my first kilted foray into the late night world of Waffle House.

[###KILTEDKIWI###]

nice one, russian huh, thats a new one, thats right up there with a "scotchman" (personal dislike against that one)

[macneighill]

You should have looked at him and said "dos vedanya drug". "Drug" is pronounced droog . . it means friend in Russian (referencing a male friend) .

[Sionnach]

maybe they thought you were russian in and russian out.

[AtagahiKC]

A Kilted Russian sounds like an excellent cocktail.

[george7]

A Kilted Russian

1 Shot of Vodka, 1 Shot of Scotch, add soda and a squeeze of lime.

[Panzer]

So a kilted guy (me) goes into a Waffle House. (Stop me if you've heard this one).

Been there, done that... The Kansas City Ren Fair is just up the street from a Waffle House... So after I bought my first kilt at the Fair, we go to eat. And lo and behold, I'm the only guy kilted... And just to make it a truely special night, it was my first time ever being in a kilt.

[Kiltman]

Wonderful story.

[Carolina Kiltman]

maybe they thought you were russian in and russian out.

That's awful!

[Galician]

That's as good as when a woman asked if I spoke English.