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    Kilts Are Sensual Garments

    Kilts pretty much hit each of our five senses. No wonder we enjoy wearing them so much.

    Touch: The "hand" of a find fabric. The feel of the cloth, or leather, against our skin. The feel of the swish of the pleats when we walk. The feel of the wind dancing in the pleats and freely swirling under our kilt. The touch of a beautiful lass as she "inspects" our kilt and freely gives us a lingering hug.

    Sight: The pleasure of viewing a fine fabric, a beautiful and meaningful tartan, the craftsmanship of our kiltmaker and a finely coordinated turnout. The sight of a beautiful lass doing a double take when she sees us or when her gaze lingers.

    Sound: We can't often hear our pleats dancing in the wind or swishing, but sometimes we can. We do hear kilt compliments from beautiful women and sometimes some very attractive suggestions from a very attractive lass.

    Taste: Perhaps we don't suck on our kilts to savor them, but we seem to be drawn to ethnic foods when kilted and to visit Celtic themed pubs and restaurants when kilted. And when lucky we savor the taste of the kiss of a beautiful lass who appreciates a kilted gent.

    Smell: A wet wool kilt for sure, but more likely the scent of a beautiful lass as she comes close drawn by our kilt.

    Come to your senses - Kilt up!

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    Ron,

    You had me pretty worried there a moment with the title of this thread!

    Happy Yule

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    Exactly Ron - That is correct..... we could also add that a kilt wearer is also much quicker to respond to the appropriate signals than our pants wearing brothers..

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    Quoting a phrase ...

    "Down with Pants, Up with Kilts ! "


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    Sensual, yeah, that's what it is.
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    All of the senses seem to be sensing beautiful lasses more than the kilt itself...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daaaaang View Post
    All of the senses seem to be sensing beautiful lasses more than the kilt itself...
    Aye make sure to wear yur Sporran

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    Come to your senses - Kilt up!
    I love it!
    .. the kilt had concealed a blaster strapped to one thigh and a knife to the other. He was aware of the present gentle customs against personal weapons, but he felt naked without them. Such customs were nonsense anyhow, foolishment from old women - there was no such thing as "dangerous weapons," only dangerous people.
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    Sensible! Yes. Hmmm, Methinks clearly, kilted.

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