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    Talking a little COVID-19 humor

    Heard a doctor on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus, as we restrict ourselves to our homes, we should focus on developing a sense of inner peace. To achieve this, we should strive to finish things we start and embrace more calm in our lives. I looked through the house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished. Today I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valimunin srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!
    The hielan' man he wears the kilt, even when it's snowin';
    He kens na where the wind comes frae, But he kens fine where its goin'.


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    Read it to my wife and she said she would follow your example and finish a couple bottles too.
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    This pandemic has become the Virus of Dad Jokes!

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    Double post - couldn’t figure out how to delete.
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    Lerds to wive by, ta she brrrrr.

    Quote Originally Posted by lschwartz View Post
    Heard a doctor on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus, as we restrict ourselves to our homes, we should focus on developing a sense of inner peace. To achieve this, we should strive to finish things we start and embrace more calm in our lives. I looked through the house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished. Today I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valimunin srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!
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