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  1. 27th March 09, 09:19 AM #1
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    Talking My charming wife!

    My wife has been subbing for a friend of hers who is a middle school English teacher. Apparently they have been studying limericks, as this is the email I received from her today:

    There was a young fellow named Scott
    Who liked to wear kilts a whole lot.
    When asked, "Do you wear
    Underwear under there?"
    He simply smiled and answered them not!

    Such talent!!

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