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  1. 5th May 06, 10:56 PM #1
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    Nap of the day

    Whilst out walking our dog yesterday I passed this teenage couple (guess 15/16yrs), hands all over each other and the guy spotty. As we passed he said to me 'Are you on bet or something' .. he did swear and you can work it out yourselves ... I replied 'The only thing I'd bet on is that your stupid'. I did swear as well. His girlfriend sniggered at him but it was still like water off a ducks back to him. I guess I had the nap of the day there and by the time he was 10ft passed me, he would have forgotten about my Cilt, cos he can only have a mind retention of a goldfish. Sad really init!
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  2. 6th May 06, 02:50 AM #2
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    guid reply Derek..

    but next time try-

    'The only thing I'd bet on is that you're stupid'... :rolleyes:
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    I like this one that I read recently:
    Guy I " I hear your a wit."
    Guy 2 " Uh huh"
    Guy I " Well your half right!"
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    Crack me up.

    Last week a drunk out side the supermarket tried to hassle me but only showed his stupidity by hollaring out, "Hey Switzerland!"

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  5. 7th May 06, 12:16 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverkilt
    Crack me up.

    Last week a drunk out side the supermarket tried to hassle me but only showed his stupidity by hollaring out, "Hey Switzerland!"

    Ron
    Would be nice to know how to yodel when you get a comment like that.

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