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14th April 09, 03:27 AM
#1
The nerve of some people
Easter weekend we were invited to my wife's brother's house. He has a boat and every time we go there, the boat needs some kind of work.
Problems with the weekend
1. He had not told his wife we were coming. For the umpteenth time
2. Rained all day Saturday. Not fun at the beach.
3. His wife refused to let me wear my kilt when we went to the Irish bar Sat night. I have not been told what to wear since I was 10.
3. I decided to get pished, Knowing darn well that she does not like that either.
4. Had a shot of Maker's Mark.
5. Spent most of weekend teaching bil how to reupholster boat seats without correct tools.
Good things this weekend.
1. Guinness was cold and on draught. And lots of it.
2. Tried scotch for the first time. Glenfiddich. oooooh, so good.
3. Drove home.
Tempted to post the moron's email address on X Marks. But I don't want to piss off brother in law.
Frank
Still, out, standing in my field.
Never do anything that you would not want to explain to the paramedics.
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14th April 09, 03:50 AM
#2
I'm laughing with ya me brother not at'ya!
I don't believe the idea is to arrive in heaven in a well preserved body! But to slide in side ways,Kilt A' Fly'n! Scream'en "Mon Wha A Ride" Kilted Santas
4th Laird of Lochaber, Knights of St Andrew,Knight of The Double Eagle
Clan Seton,House of Gordon,Clan Claus,Semper Fedilas
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14th April 09, 04:17 AM
#3
Sometimes it's easier to stay home and be happy than to visit family I do it all the time! I abhor my wife's family because they treat me like shit so I don't do much of anything with them. Life is good that way
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14th April 09, 05:39 AM
#4
 Originally Posted by Frank McGrath
4. Had a shot of Maker's Mark.
A man after me own heart right there! Maker's Mark Ambassador #125683 
I like my wife's family way more than my own, so I'm sorry they are like that. Fortunately, they all think I'm a computer geek, so I only get stuck trying to fix their computers when I'm out to see any of them.
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14th April 09, 06:03 AM
#5
At the very least you dove into the wonderful world that is whisky. If all you did was that, I'd say it was a weekend well spent. As for making nice with brother in law's wife....I think you played it perfectly.
I get along reasonlably well with my girfriend's family. Their farm is one of the few places I feel short. At 6' 1" I'm above average in most places. Up at the farm I'm 4" below average.
Don't ever get yourself caught cross-ways in a ditch with them there elephant people. ~CJC
I say we lift off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure ~Warrant Officer E. Ripley
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14th April 09, 06:08 AM
#6
God gives us friends to apologize for our family.
Wesley Tennyson
... I have felt the wind of the wings of madness...
Charles Pierre Baudelaire
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14th April 09, 06:13 AM
#7

 Originally Posted by Frank McGrath
Easter weekend we were invited to my wife's brother's house. He has a boat and every time we go there, the boat needs some kind of work.
Problems with the weekend
1. He had not told his wife we were coming. For the umpteenth time
2. Rained all day Saturday. Not fun at the beach.
3. His wife refused to let me wear my kilt when we went to the Irish bar Sat night. I have not been told what to wear since I was 10.
3. I decided to get pished, Knowing darn well that she does not like that either.
4. Had a shot of Maker's Mark.
5. Spent most of weekend teaching bil how to reupholster boat seats without correct tools.
Good things this weekend.
1. Guinness was cold and on draught. And lots of it.
2. Tried scotch for the first time. Glenfiddich. oooooh, so good.
3. Drove home.
Tempted to post the moron's email address on X Marks. But I don't want to piss off brother in law.
Frank
Guinness was cold!? I hope you let it warm up a bit to just cool before you drank it. You don't have to serve Guinness cold to kill the taste like some American brews. 
Geoff Withnell (who was taught to drink beer by his British born grandfather)
Last edited by Geoff Withnell; 14th April 09 at 06:14 AM.
Reason: correct typo
Geoff Withnell
"My comrades, they did never yield, for courage knows no bounds."
No longer subject to reveille US Marine.
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14th April 09, 06:35 AM
#8
 Originally Posted by Frank McGrath
Tempted to post the moron's email address on X Marks. But I don't want to piss off brother in law.
Which might also piss off your wife -- depending on how she feels about her brother and sister-in-law.
BTW, assume that you didn't wear the kilt, or wear it in spite of her.
Frank
Things I've learned in life:
What you focus on becomes your reality.
You can't control what other people do or say, you can only control how you respond.
Don't act your age, it's not healthy.
Frank Clark
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14th April 09, 06:44 AM
#9
What do you mean, she "told" you you couldn't wear your kilt.??? Who does she think she is, Stinkin Billie???
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14th April 09, 07:21 AM
#10
Jeez - only my wife tells me what to do. You wussie.
Nemo Texas Impune Lacessit
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