New additions to the Kollection!

[sav]

Hello all. Just had to share that in the past few weeks I've added four new kilts to my "kilt kollection!" (term stolen from Hamish! ;))

1. A traditional (scottish national tartan) made by J. Higgins bought used from Scottish Tartans Museum
2. A solid black Stillwater standard bought from a fellow XMarks member
3. A black-on-black shadow tartan Stillwater heavyweight
4. This one's a secret...pics coming soon! :-D

Man, talk about feeding my addiction! That makes 18 kilts, 2 great kilts, and countless accesories! Money well spent, I say...

[MACKAY]

Tell us more about number 4! Inquiring minds ........

Also, with 18 kilts, you probably don't want to be gaining any weight, so we may have to put you on a Soda Water diet at Brittinghams on the 17th. Don't want you gaining any excess "Guinness weight" :-)

Brian

[sav]

...we may have to put you on a Soda Water diet at Brittinghams on the 17th. Don't want you gaining any excess "Guinness weight"

Oh NO! Say it ain't so! I'd (almost) rather not come at all than be there and not have some (or a lot ;)) Guinness!
Besides, I'll work off my Guinness on stage with the band! :-D

[Hamish]

Hey! Sav!

I am surprised at you! Are you not aware that "Kilt Kollection" has been copyrighted, patented, secured by Law, registered, etc., etc., etc.? There are royalties to be paid you know, and that only after permission has been granted by the original holder of the title deeds - me! I know I have not been around these parts very much of late, what with my public appearances over in Vancouver and so forth, but my Agents and Managers keep an eye on things when I am doing these Intercontinetal tours and little escapes their notice!

Unless we can come to an amicable arrangement (such as you paying up!!), you will be hearing from my Solicitors! ;)

Take care,
Ham
(PS: A mere Eighteen kilts hardly makes a 'Kollection' does it????!!!)

[jfellrath]

In that case, I suppose that what I have is simply a Kouple of Kilts.

[sav]

Hey! Sav!

I am surprised at you! Are you not aware that "Kilt Kollection" has been copyrighted, patented, secured by Law, registered, etc., etc., etc.?

My apologies, Ham...would you accept payment in eternal appreciation and admiration? ;)

(PS: A mere Eighteen kilts hardly makes a 'Kollection' does it????!!!)

Not all of us can be as kiltedly endowed as you, Ham! :-)

Take care, my friend!

[Hamish]

My apologies, Ham...would you accept payment in eternal appreciation and admiration? ;)

Ummmm, wellll now ...... let me think about that for a moment..... Uhhhh! On the one hand......, but then.... Oh! Well, I suppose... under the circumstances...... However...... Uhhh! .................................................
Oh, all right then, Sav. Just this once, mind!

Not all of us can be as kiltedly endowed as you, Ham! :-)

That is very true, Sav! Very true! ;)

[GMan]

"Kilted endowed", just love that term. Now I have to clean my screen.

[Graham]

"Kilted endowed", just love that term. Now I have to clean my screen.

kiltedly endowed, Get it right Glen!! ;)
and it is a good expression, we could well be expanding the Oxford Dictionary on this forum!

Wow, Sav, you have taken a leap in the kollection, I'm really in the mood after my trip away to buy more kilts too.
I'm still deciding about the Braveheart tartan, but I have another plain coming from Rocky (plain, did you hear that Hamish?? what is happening to me?)

You mention a band, what band are you in? With all those kilts you'd fit in well with Wicked Tinkers! :grin:

[Hamish]

......................................I have another plain coming from Rocky (plain, did you hear that Hamish?? what is happening to me?)
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I hear you, Graham. (Aside: Yessss!)