A New Kilted Sport

**Riverkilt** · 22nd January 07, 08:42 AM

Instead of just tossing the caber, why not have an event involving balancing the caber on your head?

Would be a test of skull thickness and neck strength.

If this catches on, remember, I invented it and expect my name to be on the Hall of Fame of Caber Balancing.

Here I am practicing for this new event down in Tuba City on the Navajo rez.

Ron

**Dreadbelly** · 22nd January 07, 08:44 AM

You cheated. You're using wires!

**davedove** · 22nd January 07, 08:50 AM

And it's obviously a novice training caber; look how small it is.

**Riverkilt** · 22nd January 07, 08:52 AM

I'm sorry, I should have explained...yes....it is a difficult sport to learn so one must start out with small cabers and use wires for safety until a sense of balance is obtained. Sort of like gymnastics training.

For the actual competition it will be full sized cabers with no wires.

Has anyone seen my health insurance card?

Ron

**cessna152towser** · 22nd January 07, 08:57 AM

A new Kilt Sport or a new Sport Kilt

**Abax** · 22nd January 07, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

Instead of just tossing the caber, why not have an event involving balancing the caber on your head?

Hey, somebody played a trick and Photoshopped a second jacket onto you

Abax

**Warhoover** · 22nd January 07, 10:17 AM

They shortened his legs with photoshop too, his knees are gone! Or, is that due to the force from the wires and the small caber pushing on his head?

**McMurdo** · 22nd January 07, 10:42 AM

Keep practicing Ron, when the Olimpic Commitee makes it an official sport, you will be miles ahead of anyone else.

**Captain** · 22nd January 07, 11:01 AM

I hate it when I snap a picture (or worse yet, shoot a video for a client) only to realize later that I had something "sprouting" out of some part of the subjects body!