A new take on 'The Question.'
Recently, while riding on a 'Ghost Story Train' rather proper woman approached me and looked over my outfit.
"Dressed like that, I have to ask you the obvious question..."
At which point, someone else whispered something into the woman's ear and the poor woman turned red as a beat and slinked back off to her seat. A little later she passed me again with a sheepish and very apologetic voice. "I mean to ask if you played the bagpipes."
I simply smiled as she moved on... then when I happened past her seat I stopped long enough to answer:
"Sometimes I do and ... sometimes I do."
Originally Posted by Woodsman
May the road rise to meet you and
may your closet shelf fall down form the weight of your kilts.
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