The Occasion of the Jones

[GMan]

Hell-o all,

I came across a saying the other day, and was trying to figure out how I could render it into a kilt related quote, so with a little modification, here goes:

The occasion of
waiting for your kilt is a propitious
time to put aside material things
and get in touch with the spiritual
here and now. Understand that there
is no past; there is no future.

There is no kilt.

[Southern Breeze]

Kilted metaphysics eh? :-D

[switchblade5984]

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SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big Dave]

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SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!

What? There's no spoon? Now how am I going to eat soup?

[philbo]

Sometimes I wear trousers just to feel that kilt jones again, making it that much more enjoyable when I go back to wearing a kilt. Does abstinence truly make the heart grow fonder?

[mbhandy]

What? There's no spoon? Now how am I going to eat soup?

Like a Chinaman Slurp!!!
MrBill

[MacMullen]

There is no Nobel Prize in Mathematics

[GMan]

There is no Nobel Prize in Mathematics

Spoiled sport!