One More (Embarassing) Reason

**Mathuna** · 26th January 06, 07:19 AM

As I... Sorry, I meant to say as a friend found out today, wearing a kilt eliminates one problem. You can't look like a doofus when you walk into work with your zipper down.

**AckZel** · 26th January 06, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by Mathuna

You can't look like a doofus when you walk into work with your zipper down.

Zipper? What the hell is that?

**mddock58** · 26th January 06, 07:23 AM

Waiter! There's a fly on my Kilt!

**GlassMan** · 26th January 06, 08:06 AM

That is true, but if you flip your kilt up and tuck it into your waist band so that you can sit on a toilet without having it sit in all the filth left by previous users, just remember to let it back down before rejoining everyone else at your restaurant table!!!!

**jfellrath** · 26th January 06, 08:37 AM

The problem is if you have to go BACK to pants at any point. Some of the folks in my neighborhood have noticed an increase in barn door openage in my groinal regions due to my forgetting that you gotta close that sucker.

**UmAnOnion** · 26th January 06, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by GlassMan

That is true, but if you flip your kilt up and tuck it into your waist band so that you can sit on a toilet without having it sit in all the filth left by previous users, just remember to let it back down before rejoining everyone else at your restaurant table!!!!

Thanks for the lovely visual there

GlassMan - so much for my appetite for lunch!!!