This won't mean a thing to you Yanks out there as I don't think Max & Paddy or Phoenix Nights has hit your shores. Any road oop I went to see him on stage and ended up being dragged up on stage at the end cos some wag had written on a card asking for Paddy's opinions of men who wear leather skirts cos the guy in front of him was wearing one. He asked me (amidst mucho caterwauling) what I was wearing underneath. I replied with the old and socks. He had a peek and then told me I was a dirty bastard Fortunately I think he alone was privy to what was or wasnt being worn. BTW it was a leather kilt and not a skirt anyways. So.....3000 people now know a Scotsman's secret.