When one straps on the article of our obsession, does one "wear the kilts" or does one "wear a kilt"?
Unless you plan to wear multiple kilts at once ( would be bloody warm as hell ), I would stick with the singular form.
I'm sure it would funny as hell to wear two or three kilts at once...especially if they were of dramatically different tartans, something like a couch fabric sampler I'm sure.
I grew up on "wear the kilt". Maybe it came from having only one in the family that my da and three brothers had to share.
"I'm wearin' the kilt the nicht, Da."
"Nae, Davey, yer brither Rab's got dibs on't."
Says Jamie, "But Da, I need it since I'm takin' Mary McGregor tae the dance!"
Says Da, "But Rab's pipin' doon at the Legion Hall, sae ye cannae have it!"
And what Da says goes.
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