Rocky Does It at Light Speed

**Santa Kona** · 16th November 11, 06:52 AM

So I called Rocky at USA Kilts late on a Monday afternoon to order a Kennedy Modern Kilt. Well 17 days later I recieved it YES I said 17 days for a custom made kilt.

All Santa has to say is that he has earned some BIG Brownie points with me. This must be a record! I would also like to offer him the position of Head Elf in charge of production at the North Pole.

Thanks Again Elf Rocky

**Santa Wally** · 16th November 11, 08:11 PM

Fantastic turnaround time to get your kilt from Rocky.

Kona, you should know the rabble needs to see the photographic proof to know that the kilt actually exists and it's not your imagination that the kilt was received in lightning speed.

**Santa Wally** · 16th November 11, 08:12 PM

Duplicate post deleted, sorry about that.

**Dale Seago** · 16th November 11, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by Santa Wally

Fantastic turnaround time to get your kilt from Rocky.

Kona, you should know the rabble needs to see the photographic proof to know that the kilt actually exists and it's not your imagination that the kilt was received in lightning speed.

Well, just on the basis of my personal experience and the kilts I've received from Rocky, I'm inclined to believe the tale.

And he somehow does it without sacrificing quality of workmanship. I'm thinkin' Rocky prob'ly is actually in disguise: He's really one of those Hindu deities with about a gazillion arms to measure, cut, and sew for multiple customers.