Role-Playing

[Ayin McFye]

Ok, I just got this idea from Panache on McMurdo's thread regarding "Different Reactions", but I thought it'd be fun to try out. I have made a MOCK conversation with a stranger, and you need to fill in the blanks on how you would answer.

This thread doesn't need to be a thread regarding appropriate responses (but they still must follow "FORUM RULES") but it can just as fun as you want them to be. For examples check out McMurdo's "different Reactions" thread.

Here is the conversation that you have to fill in for: HAVE FUN!

Stranger: “So why are you wearing a kilt?”
You: ....
Stranger: “Wow, are you Scottish?
You: ….
Stranger: “Is it true what they say?”
You: ….
Stranger: “Can I buy you a drink?”
You: ….

[Perldog007]

Stranger: “So why are you wearing a kilt?”
You: .... "I am on the run from the Argentine Secret Police. The kilt confuses them"

Stranger: “Wow, are you Scottish?
You: …. "No but my dad played an Irish tenor on T.V."

Stranger: “Is it true what they say?”
You: …. "I could show you, but you might want to harm yourself"


Stranger: “Can I buy you a drink?”
You: …."Do you like gladiator movies?"

[James MacMillan]

Female Stranger: “So why are you wearing a kilt?”

You: .... It's my normal mode of attire, Lassie.

Female Stranger: “Wow, are you Scottish?

You: …. Yes my name is Sean Angus MacDougal-MacTavish

Female Stranger: “Is it true what they say?”

You: …. Yes, every word of it!

Female Stranger: “Can I buy you a drink?”

You: …. Sure, I'll have the 19 year old Glen Garioch, please.

[ccga3359]

Female Stranger: “So why are you wearing a kilt?”
You: .... "Irish traditional celebration of the second Tuesday of next week."
Female Stranger: “Wow, are you Scottish?
You: …. "From the Isle of Haggis in the Middle Hebrides actually!"
Female Stranger: “Is it true what they say?”
You: …. "Search me Luv, I'm English"
Female Stranger: “Can I buy you a drink?”
You: …. "Vodka Martini. Shaken not schtared"

[Ayin McFye]

I forgot to include my own responses...

Stranger: “So why are you wearing a kilt?”
You: .... "One word... Breeze"
Stranger: “Wow, are you Scottish?
You: …. "No My name's Kris"
Stranger: “Is it true what they say?”
You: …. "Who are they, and what are they saying?"
Stranger: “Can I buy you a drink?”
You: …. "Yes, but i'm not a cheap date"

[James MacMillan]

[beloitpiper]

Stranger: “So why are you wearing a kilt?”
You: "It's [enter today's day]"

Stranger: “Wow, are you Scottish?
You: "Half"

Stranger: “Is it true what they say?”
You: "Two wrongs don't make a right?"

Stranger: “Can I buy you a drink?”
You: "How about two?"

[BEEDEE]

Stranger: “So why are you wearing a kilt?”
You: Why are you wearing trousers/a skirt/jeans/etc?
Stranger: “Wow, are you Scottish?
You: Only if I want to be
Stranger: “Is it true what they say?”
You: Only when under oath in a Court of Law
Stranger: “Can I buy you a drink?”
You: Single Malt, preferably Bunnahabhain

Brian

[Coinneach]

Stranger: “So why are you wearing a kilt?”
You: Why not?!
Stranger: “Wow, are you Scottish?
You: -ish...yes.
Stranger: “Is it true what they say?”
You: You got a sheep?
Stranger: “Can I buy you a drink?”
You: Of course, the best drink is the free one.

[elitekiltedcommando]

Stanger: "So why are you wearing a kilt?"
You: "Because Im awesome."
Stranger: "Wow, are you Scottish?"
You: "Not entirely."
Stranger: "Is it true what they say?"
You: "That kilts rock? Yes. Yes it is..."
Stranger: "Can I buy you a drink?"
You: "I'll pass. You can buy me a kilt though."