Safer in the Kilt

**James MacMillan** · 30th November 07, 02:24 PM

Less constriction of the boys is reason enough to be SAFE!

**Moosedog** · 30th November 07, 03:04 PM

Then there's the old saying...

"It's easier to run away with your kilt up than with your pants down."

And much safer, I presume.

Moosedog

**James MacMillan** · 30th November 07, 04:00 PM

He who lives and runs away, lives to fight another day - I think that's a saying from some other service - not the USMC.....

**Jennifer D** · 30th November 07, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by rollerboy_1979

Kilted men also have higher sperm counts because their boys are swinging free. Dudes who wear pants and tightie whities crunch them up close to the body and therefore suppress sperm production. Sperm do not develope at 98.6 degrees(F), they must be several degrees cooler. The answer..........wear a kilt if you plan to procreate!

So a Speedo would help supplement the birth control, eh? They should market them that way.

**Mipi** · 21st May 08, 02:36 AM

All posts are very funny but very true, too. I like the T-shirt that one of members have, saying: "Zippers down kilts up!"

**Jack Daw** · 21st May 08, 04:52 AM

My guess is a guy who wears a kilt is probably also more likely to produce offspring. Fertility doctors always recommend men switching from briefs to boxer shorts to reduce the temperature of the manufacturing plant down below; so, it just seems logical...

**McClef** · 21st May 08, 04:58 AM

The point is beautifully illustrated by Michael J Fox in Back to the Future I

**Tommie** · 21st May 08, 02:37 PM

You know,I had forgotten about this until I saw this post.

I really did seriously injure myself when I was a kid.
I was in a rush to get off to school,and when I tried pulling up my jeans one leg stuck and I fell backwards to the floor an broke my tail bone.
I was out of school for over a month.

**ForresterModern** · 21st May 08, 03:09 PM

I sit on the edge of my bed when I put my pants on, one leg at a time, and have never once in my 49 years fallen down while putting them on. The whole concept seems silly to me.

But heck, another excuse to wear a kilt is a good thing right. I will have to use this on my wife to justify buying more kilts, as she is very concerned about my long term health and well being.

**Tommie** · 21st May 08, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by ForresterModern

I sit on the edge of my bed when I put my pants on, one leg at a time, and have never once in my 49 years fallen down while putting them on. The whole concept seems silly to me.

But heck, another excuse to wear a kilt is a good thing right. I will have to use this on my wife to justify buying more kilts, as she is very concerned about my long term health and well being.

Allready tryed that on my wife.
She did'nt buy the danger of pants because she wears them.