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  1. #1
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    Same Ol' Questions, Not the Same Ol' Reaction

    Saturday evening a few buddies and I went to hear a couple new bands that wanted recognition and they offered to play at our community theater that I am a volunteer for. We had a big spring cleaning day there, and to end the day they offered for free their bands.

    I was wearing my black, Utilikilt Survival and we were going in. A lady was going in at the same time and saw me. She replies, "I love your kilt!" "Aren't you cold?" Before I could answer, she said, "You are wearing it the proper way, aren't you?" So I replied with, "Why yes, I certainly am! And that is why I am warm, you see, heat rises...." She stopped dead in her tracks, looked at me, looked at the kilt, her face got red, and she quickly went inside. My buddies thought that was so funny.

    DALE.

    You don't have to be Scottish to be comfortable!

  2. #2
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    It is quite funny. Wish I could have been there.

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    Denver, Colorado- a mile high, baby!
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    I have to remember that!! That's a good one!
    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.

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    LMAO!!!!!


    That's as good as the "stimulus package!"
    Things I've learned in life:
    What you focus on becomes your reality.
    You can't control what other people do or say, you can only control how you respond.
    Don't act your age, it's not healthy.

    Frank Clark

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    "heat rises".

    Brilliant!
    The Barry

    "Confutatis maledictis, flammis acribus addictis;
    voca me cum benedictis." -"Dies Irae" (Day of Wrath)

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    Hahahahaha!!
    Animo non astutia

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