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    Scotsman beware

    Don't know if anyone else has heard this one, but apparently
    in York City (UK) it is still legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow........ except on Sundays!
    Thought this antiquated info. nugget may amuse.......
    Phil

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    In Ireland you can not hang a Spaniard with a wooden leg. You have to use a rope.

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    I was well aware of it having been warned by a clergyman in York Minster and it has been mentioned on here before!

    I didn't know about the Sunday bit though - presumably because there is a law requiring archery practice on Sundays for the male population in England and Wales, that is still in existence but not enforced!
    Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacMillan of Rathdown View Post
    In Ireland you can not hang a Spaniard with a wooden leg. You have to use a rope.

    When all is said and done....More is said than done.

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    That raises the question if they've repealed laws that accuse Americans of being treasonous or rebels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Wright View Post
    Don't know if anyone else has heard this one, but apparently
    in York City (UK) it is still legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow........ except on Sundays!
    Thought this antiquated info. nugget may amuse.......
    Phil

    So what does one use on Sundays?
    Todd M.

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    Quote Originally Posted by georgeblack7 View Post
    That raises the question if they've repealed laws that accuse Americans of being treasonous or rebels.
    This would definitely be handy information to know before traveling abroad.

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    The version I heard does not specify how the Scot is to be killed but does require that he be armed within the walls of York-Towne---if he's not armed he gets off scot-free.

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    Do the language laws in Quebec really require you to hire a mime who doesn't speak French if you hire one who doesn't speak English? Could a mime who doesn't speak either fill both roles at the same time? (Thanks to Calvin Trillin.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian.MacAllan View Post
    The version I heard does not specify how the Scot is to be killed but does require that he be armed within the walls of York-Towne---if he's not armed he gets off scot-free.

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    That's the version I heard.
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    I wasn't armed, except for the sgian anyway!
    Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.

    Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
    (Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)

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