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04-19-2007, 07:51 PM
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Hi all, one thing that concerns me a bit, and is difficult to ask, I haven't seen anything on here about it, but.. well... what do you do when your wearing a kilt.. and well.. become "aroused".. and how does that effect the... uhmm.. "surface dynamics" of your kilt? I think if I was wearing a kilt and that happened I would find it very difficult to not turn red. But then I'm not sure how noticeable it would be.
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04-19-2007, 07:55 PM
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Just like high school. Don't stand up unless you have to.
My UK's have enough substance and are dark enough that the tilt in my kilt isn't so obvious.
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04-19-2007, 07:56 PM
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Tuck it up under your belt.
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.. the kilt had concealed a blaster strapped to one thigh and a knife to the other. He was aware of the present gentle customs against personal weapons, but he felt naked without them. Such customs were nonsense anyhow, foolishment from old women - there was no such thing as "dangerous weapons," only dangerous people.
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04-19-2007, 07:57 PM
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Keep a brick in your sporran! Seriously your sporran should disquise your perdicament (for want of a better word).
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04-19-2007, 08:19 PM
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wear your hose socks high
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04-19-2007, 08:24 PM
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Being that my first kilt was a Sportkilt (No resistance to this dilemma) and i had no sporran, but had a girlfriend who LOVED embarassing me in public like that, I tended to try and find a situation where I as able to sit. Or think about baseball. Think about it really hard.  |
04-19-2007, 08:29 PM
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also shudder the thought, but actually wearing something underneath if it's a consistent "problem"
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04-19-2007, 08:42 PM
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Just don't go kilted 'til you reach my age, then it's no longer a problem! and to think I just found this thread under the "kilt lifters" thread. 
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04-19-2007, 08:53 PM
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We all know one should wear their tartan proudly, but it is important to point out that one must fly their tartan flag proudly as well.
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04-19-2007, 08:56 PM
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make sure you keep a full flask in your sporran. If that doesn't work, just whisper something into your lassies ear, and just go with it.
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