Sharing Cautions

[Archangel]

I was reading the thread on going regimental. Some people were recounting near misses (Ha, a near miss is actually a hit) and I thought it would be a good idea to start a thread that would share that kind of info.

What have you experienced that may have caused an immodest moment that you can share?

Let's assume you intend to be modest and let's keep it tasty, in good taste.

Tying shoe laces put you in an awkward position, best to kneel down.

[Navyguy]

At the Williamsburg Games, I squatted to retrieve my 2 year old son and didn't have time to tuck the apron........ My wife warned me before I made an a$$ of myself. My mother-in-law did see too. That unfortunatly was not the worst thing I saw that day.

[ccga3359]

Beware of city streets. Last Saturday I was in downtown Hamilton, Ontario. wind was just funneling down the narrow streets, it's escape prevented by the tall buildings. Not even my heavy leather kilt was immune to the lifting.

[McMurdo]

Take it from me. Always remember to tuck your apron especially at family functions, otherwise your sister in law might see something she shouldn't

[kiltedcarpenter]

Only being kilted for about 2 months now, forgot what I had on,bent down to pick up my lighter and heard loud laughter from behind. Fortunately it was a group of older women,but that was bad enough. Aways remember what you have on, or, in some cases, what you don't!

[Captain Karrot]

This summer I went to a local Summertime Brews Festival. I wore my kilt along with a T-Shirt saying "It's a Kilt. If I wore something under it, then, it would be a skirt. After an afternoon of drinking, several groups of women decided that they would verify which I was wearing. Fortunately, it was a kilt

Of course, this led to a lot of "You show me yours and I'll show you mine"

[Nighthawk]

Going out to eat one afternoon with my family, my mother made the comment that I don't sit very lady like in my kilt. So I crossed my legs. On purpose. She hasn't complained about the way I sit ever since.

[keepoffgrass]

The worst thats happened to me, is that my fiancee was fooling around one day whilst I was kilted. She had her camera phone with her, stuck it under the kilt and snapped a pic. That in its selfs not so bad, and didn't think much about it at the time. however, girls for some reason have a habit I guess of looking at each others cell phone pictures. Before she finally erased the pic her sister, her 3 best friends and a couple other girls learned the answer to "the question". I guess if she doesn't mind showing off what I got, I shouldn't have a problem with it either

[Riverkilt]

A couple years back on a flatwater raft trip down Glen Canyon of the Colorado River. I'd been wading in the river at the stop to see Anasazi petroglyphs and my Survival II Utilikilt got wet along the hemline.

Made sense to me to stand in the bow of the raft and allow the wind in the canyon to dry the kilt.

It was a raft full of other AA members attending our local annual AA roundup. Just as one grizzled old guy was getting ready to take a scenic photo the wind whipped the back of my kilt up and answered "the question."

He couldn't resist showing everyone and anyone at the round up the digital "proof" that I was a true Scotsman.

I had no intention of mooning the raft...just the wind - which does unusual things down in the canyon - was feeling frisky.

Ron

[O'Neille]

Beware of groups of girls at the Auld Dubliner in Tucson w/ cameras, hiking steep trails with a date who is slower than you, sitting down front in the grass at concerts, overreaching for a billiards shot. and there is absolutely no modest way to exit a Corvette in a kilt. I think that is my top five.