Snappy comebacks

**MuffinMan** · 5th February 08, 11:11 AM

since I am new to the world of Kiltdom, having dove in with both feet (bought my second Alpha in 2 days) I need some snappy comebacks for all those who will be asking those all present questions on whats under the kilt and such. These have already been done in the past I think, but for us Newbies why not start another Thread on Snappy Comebacks

MM

**Nighthawk** · 5th February 08, 11:22 AM

"Nessy!" is my personal favorite.

**SFCRick** · 5th February 08, 11:27 AM

just my socks & shoes

**Arizona Scot** · 5th February 08, 11:33 AM

Your girlfriends lipstick

**tamblackwood@yahoo.co.uk** · 5th February 08, 11:38 AM

That is for me to know and for you to find out! sometimes has interesting results !

**JamieKerr** · 5th February 08, 11:39 AM

Nothing, everything is well oiled.

**Baysideboy** · 5th February 08, 11:40 AM

"Lots!"

**davedove** · 5th February 08, 11:41 AM

I left a waitress speechless when she asked where my bagpipes were and I told her "under my kilt."

**Farlander** · 5th February 08, 12:06 PM

How about, "I am a man of few words. Give me your hand." Then grab their hand.

Be warned though, you best be prepared for the results!

I am still rather partial to the classic (as mentioned earlier) "On a good day, lipstick".