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5th April 09, 07:18 PM
#1
So...you must play the bagpipes?
Who gets THIS question while kilted? Snappy comeback ideas welcome!
"It's a bifercated world, unless kilts vote!."
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5th April 09, 07:25 PM
#2
 Originally Posted by KiltedMariner
Who gets THIS question while kilted? Snappy comeback ideas welcome!
No! My ancesters just killed people!
(if they are in jeans) Where did you park your horse?
J. Robinson
Just your average kilt wearing redneck.
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5th April 09, 07:30 PM
#3
Airman. Piper. Scholar. - Avatar: MacGregor Tartan
“KILT, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.” - Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
www.melbournepipesanddrums.com
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5th April 09, 07:31 PM
#4
Order of the Dandelion, The Houston Area Kilt Society, Bald Rabble in Kilts, Kilted Texas Rabble Rousers, The Flatcap Confederation, Kilted Playtron Group.
"If you’re going to talk the talk, you’ve got to walk the walk"
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5th April 09, 08:50 PM
#5
My response is simple- I ask "What makes you think that?"
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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5th April 09, 08:53 PM
#6
To jeans wearers: You must herd and brand cattle!.
To office attired: You must recycle used toilet paper!
- I have used them both.
Slainte
The Great Highland Bagpipe is giving me great pleasure and my neighbours great annoyance, very loudly. Veteran U.S.A.F. From County Down to Boston Town a descendant of MacNeil of Barra. Member: New Hampshire Highland Games (Sept 21,22,23, 2012) http://www.nhscot.org Life Member: Scottish Tartans Authority, College of Piping.
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5th April 09, 10:53 PM
#7
Originally Posted by Jdot84
No! My ancesters just killed people!
I've used that one, it's one of my favorites!
The Barry
"Confutatis maledictis, flammis acribus addictis;
voca me cum benedictis." -"Dies Irae" (Day of Wrath)
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6th April 09, 02:59 AM
#8
See my signature. I am the designated drinker for the band. I have been asked, though, If I play the banjo.
Still, out, standing in my field.
Never do anything that you would not want to explain to the paramedics.
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6th April 09, 03:23 AM
#9
Aye, just got it on Saturday when I was yard saling. A lady asked where my bagpipes were. I quipped (laughing and in a nice way)...I don't play bagpipes, I fight for the King! (And since our unit does Jacobite and 18th century military, you can fill in a name depending on the event!).....This utterly confuses them. Then I usually laugh again and say, "You know, not all Texans wear cowboy hats.....so not all Scotsman play the pipes!" That usually leads into a discussion which educates them a bit.
Malcolm
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6th April 09, 04:34 AM
#10
For those who get tired of answering questions like this when you wear the kilt, we have made this t-shirt available:
Available for purchase here:
http://giftshop.scottishtartans.org/cheeky_tshirts.htm
Enjoy!
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