stillwater customer service

**dpseadvr** · 3rd September 07, 06:26 PM

I've read a lot of threads on how fast and good Stillwater is but never thought they where this fast I ordered a kilt last week got shipment notification the next day and it should be here this week.

**jmercier** · 3rd September 07, 06:38 PM

I made my first order from them on saturday night... i recieved email confirmation of my order and was told it will be shipped tomorrow morning... and today is a holiday in the US !!

**ccga3359** · 3rd September 07, 06:43 PM

Yup, that's Jerry for ya!

**ardchoille** · 3rd September 07, 06:48 PM

I have ordered a kilt, flashes, belt, kilt pin, and Buzz Kidder sporran over the last few days.. I hope to have it all by Thursday. If any of it arrives before that I'm going to post about their efficiency.

**Jerry** · 3rd September 07, 07:07 PM

Psst, it's a secret, so don't spread it around. Jerry obtained the transporter from the original Enterprise and instead of shipping your order, he just transports it into your mail box. All the USPS labels are just camouflage.

**ChromeScholar** · 3rd September 07, 08:25 PM

I received a shipping notice for my new Standard kilt this morning. I hope to have it by Thursday (alright, I hope to have it by Wednesday, but Thursday is more likely).

**James MacMillan** · 3rd September 07, 08:47 PM

Jerry is amazing! I have recieved orders in as little as two days!

**acstoon** · 4th September 07, 04:39 AM

Originally Posted by James MacMillan

Jerry is amazing! I have recieved orders in as little as two days!

Ditto!
I believe, to understand his shipping methods, one would have to have a degree in quantum physics.

**Perldog007** · 4th September 07, 06:17 AM

Rubbish, I still say Jerry is an angry old man that has a few decent Jedi mind tricks in his arsenal.

I just know that one day it will wear off and my splendid Weathered MacKenzie will appear as a pizza hut tablecloth that I pilfered myself and was hypnotized into believing that it was a kilt shipped to me. Didn't anybody else watch "The Matrix".

Can't believe I am the only one to figure it out!

I get orders from Jerry in Delaware as fast as or faster than I get from folk in State. The only explanation is Jedi Mind tricks. Everybody knows that Star Trek is fictional, like _duh_

Transporter! you guys are so easily fooled!

**davedove** · 4th September 07, 06:26 AM

Originally Posted by Perldog007

Rubbish, I still say Jerry is an angry old man that has a few decent Jedi mind tricks in his arsenal.

I just know that one day it will wear off and my splendid Weathered MacKenzie will appear as a pizza hut tablecloth that I pilfered myself and was hypnotized into believing that it was a kilt shipped to me. Didn't anybody else watch "The Matrix".

Can't believe I am the only one to figure it out!

I get orders from Jerry in Delaware as fast as or faster than I get from folk in State. The only explanation is Jedi Mind tricks. Everybody knows that Star Trek is fictional, like _duh_

Transporter! you guys are so easily fooled!

I still think Jerry is on the up and up. There are mental abilites involved, however. Jerry seems to know what you will want and has those items on hand. The only reason it's not faster is he has to wait for you to actually order so he can get his money.

You need to know that this is all top secret. I am risking everything by telling you this. Wait, what's that.....a black van has just pulled up outside.