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11th September 06, 02:02 PM
#1
The straps don't lie...
I now have 6 traditional kilts...all ordered within 6 months...all more or less the same size...
When I strap on a kilt...left and right strap...both centre hole.
Vacation...English/Scottish breakfa(s)t, the not so wee drams, 5 course dinners, bottle of Chardonnay, coffee with a nice brandy...and of course a not so wee dram to finish the day in style (burp!).
Repeat the above 20 or so days in a row....
Strap on kilt....huh? umpf! woops!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHH!!!!!
I lost...(or is it gained?) a hole left and right
Took me a full month to re-conquer the centre holes again.
Kilts are great! They keep me in shape!
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11th September 06, 02:13 PM
#2
yeah...
the cost of a good kilt alone is reason enough to stay in shape!
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11th September 06, 02:14 PM
#3
I unfortunately have the opposite problem. I'll not eat enough for a few weeks and find that my kilts have somehow grown and I usually wear them in the smallest or second to smallest holes anyway. It gives me a good excuse to go out and get some pub food and lay off the running for a few days.
Then last weekend I found I actually gained weight for a change. Two nights out in one weekend and not a healthy thing eaten at either. Deep fried vegetables don't count.
I've actually hoped you would start to grow out of your kilts as we are the same size. Expect a giant fast food coupon book in the mail. O'Neille
Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once. Of all the wonders I yet have heard, it seems to me most strange that men should fear; seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come. --William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar
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11th September 06, 02:16 PM
#4
Expect a giant fast food coupon book in the mail. O'Neille
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11th September 06, 02:20 PM
#5
 Originally Posted by O'Neille
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I've actually hoped you would start to grow out of your kilts as we are the same size. Expect a giant fast food coupon book in the mail. O'Neille
That's what I love about this group . . . always willing to help the other guy out!!
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11th September 06, 07:43 PM
#6
Lie they don't! When I expanded beyond the straps of my first kilt, I added leather extensions to the straps. I was seriously in denial. I recently had the kilt re-built... so now I can start over.
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11th September 06, 08:41 PM
#7
 Originally Posted by O'Neille
I unfortunately have the opposite problem. I'll not eat enough for a few weeks and find that my kilts have somehow grown and I usually wear them in the smallest or second to smallest holes anyway. It gives me a good excuse to go out and get some pub food and lay off the running for a few days.
Then last weekend I found I actually gained weight for a change. Two nights out in one weekend and not a healthy thing eaten at either. Deep fried vegetables don't count.
I've actually hoped you would start to grow out of your kilts as we are the same size. Expect a giant fast food coupon book in the mail. O'Neille
You guys are way too skinny. Teasing I am just envious. It is my responsibility no one forces me to eat :rolleyes:
My arrow of love has arrived at the target
My soul is in the house of mercy
And my heart is a blaze of prayer....
Rumi 12th century muslim mystic
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11th September 06, 10:07 PM
#8
Robin,
You know it could be that your straps have just shrunk with...err...all that humidity...err...or something. It's not you...it's those evil nasty shrinking strap's fault (Panache as enabler, He He)
Cheers
Last edited by Panache; 12th September 06 at 08:56 AM.
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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11th September 06, 10:42 PM
#9
And the straps were asked, "What is the waist size?" And they answered truthfully -
This is the reason why I'm actually kind of glad that I haven't heard anything recently about the two kilts I have on order (the fabric is on order; final measurements haven't been done yet). I don't want my new kilts to fit at the size I am now; I want them to be fitted at a waist that's 2-4" smaller.
The kilts are an incentive to lose weight, and keep it off. As it is right now, I have one kilt that is almost small, and another getting there.
I am easily moved for sympathy for dogs, far more so than for humans, because dogs do not understand. There is no way to explain that you will return, that the vet will make it all better, that they cannot go shooting today because that is not what today is about. They cannot work out that their misery is finite and will some time end, and so their misery is magnified.
Gerald Hammond
Mad Dogs and Scotsmen
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12th September 06, 02:11 PM
#10
No, no no!
Leather SHRINKS....
No, really..HOnest.
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