A subtle way of asking the question ..

**morrison** · 30th September 06, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by TimC

My personal favorite was bing asked if I "felt that breeze?" with a knowing wink

-Tim

Esoteric intimacy purloined as a glistening bright eyed glance

giving the knowing wink.

**PaulX608** · 1st October 06, 05:01 AM

I've already been asked "the Question" afew times myself. Mostly subtly, but my 78 yr. old mother-in-law actually came right out and asked "so, what do you wear under that thing?" I looked her right in the eye, pointed down and replied "shoes and socks." I think that's my favorite answer. If a guy hints about it, I give that answer plus the extra "and a wee bit o' lipstick!"

**Brasilikilt** · 1st October 06, 08:57 AM

A while ago at work, just to make conversation I mentioned the fact that I wear kilts. My manager wanting to crack a joke at my expense asked me: "Do you wear underwear with it?"
I responded plainly- "I'm not supposed to answer that" As if I was some government official asked to give up state secrets during casual conversation.

I think it then hit him that he just asked another guy about his underwear :-)

**Kiltman** · 1st October 06, 05:29 PM

After all these years of wearing a kilt I still can't figure out why it's such an important question. Even the Washington State Legislature seems to have been interested in the issue of 'up the skirt' matters. I'm still puzzled.:confused: Why should anyone care?

**turpin** · 1st October 06, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Kiltman

After all these years of wearing a kilt I still can't figure out why it's such an important question. Even the Washington State Legislature seems to have been interested in the issue of 'up the skirt' matters. I'm still puzzled.:confused: Why should anyone care?

They care because most people fight an internal struggle between Puritanism and prurience, and more moften than not the latter prevails. It does make life interesting.

**Kiltman** · 2nd October 06, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by turpin

They care because most people fight an internal struggle between Puritanism and prurience, and more often than not the latter prevails. It does make life interesting.

Great answer, I'll take it. It does make life interesting.

**mrpharr** · 2nd October 06, 08:52 PM

More that one at my shower tried to get a peek at the goods after more than a few pints. The multi layers saved me more that once with the 8 yard 16oz Tank...lol.
steve