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12th April 08, 02:30 PM
#1
Sweeping your pleats
Fellow kilted,
I had my first subconscious sweeping of the pleats today. Was at the gym, doing the manly weight lifting. After completing a few supersets, I went to sit down on a bench. Nothing unnatural about that! Except I swept my gym shorts as I was sitting down.
Sincerely
unkilted at the gym
Wallace Catanach, Kiltmaker
A day without killting is like a day without sunshine.
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12th April 08, 02:33 PM
#2
"You know you're a kilt wearer when..."
"To the make of a piper go seven years of his own learning, and seven generations before. At the end of his seven years one born to it will stand at the start of knowledge, and leaning a fond ear to the drone he may have parley with old folks of old affairs." - Neil Munro
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12th April 08, 02:46 PM
#3
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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12th April 08, 02:47 PM
#4
Every man thinks meanly of himself for not having been a soldier.
~Samuel Johnson
People don't like to be meddled with.
~River Tam
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12th April 08, 02:49 PM
#5
Kind of the opposite of checking your zipper when kilted....
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member Scottish Tartans Authority, Owner Freelanders #4 & 5
PhotoBucket Album
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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12th April 08, 02:51 PM
#6
 Originally Posted by Riverkilt
Kind of the opposite of checking your zipper when kilted....
Ron
Never thought of it that way! 
Wallace Catanach, Kiltmaker
A day without killting is like a day without sunshine.
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12th April 08, 02:52 PM
#7
Sounds like you need a work out kilt; Sport Kilt!
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12th April 08, 03:00 PM
#8
I usually get a few chuckles at work the day after I've worn a kilt. The co-worker who sits behind me occasionally catches me sweeping my trousers. It's not the sweeping that's the embarrassing part to me. It's that I have so few kilts I still have to wear trousers. 
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12th April 08, 03:14 PM
#9
At least when you check your zipper while kilted you can turn it into centering your sporran.
Now just wait till the next time you drop something in your lap... do your knees go apart or together?
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12th April 08, 03:36 PM
#10
Originally Posted by JerseyLawyer
"You know you're a kilt wearer when..."
That's exactly what I was thinking just before I got to the "Sincerely" 
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