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23rd January 10, 10:55 PM
#1
Too far gone
I know I'm past the point of no return with kilting. A week ago Tuesday, I woke up at midnight in writhing pain. My gut ached as well as my back. I couldn't stand up. My wife, being the smart woman she is, insisted on taking me to the Emergency Room. I got up, got dressed (kilt, shirt, hose, boots and coat) and hobbled to the car with her. I continued to writhe upon arrival, having difficulty paying attention to the intake nurse. Once the preliminaries were over, we went to the lobby to wait (not long thankfully). It turns out I'm the proud papa of a bouncing baby kidney stone. I don't recommend it to anyone.
The point of this story is that while in the waiting room, my wife leaned over and said, "you know that you managed to have your hose match your shirt". I've got it bad boys....
Dale
--Working for the earth is not a way to get rich, it is a way to be rich
The Most Honourable Dale the Unctuous of Giggleswick under Table
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23rd January 10, 11:00 PM
#2
Wow. When I had kidney stones five or six years ago, I barely managed to make sure I had clothes on when I headed for the ED!
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23rd January 10, 11:08 PM
#3
You have it bad.... I hope you get things taken care of with little no problems.
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24th January 10, 05:28 AM
#4
That's harcore. Seriously.
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24th January 10, 07:03 AM
#5
Uh-Yup!, and I think it's terminal.
Seriously though I hope things go well and you're back to health quick!
Slainte'
Bill
May all your blessings be the ones you want and your friends many and true.
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24th January 10, 07:07 AM
#6
Is it contageous? Kilting that is not the stones.
Hope you recover soon.
Mike
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24th January 10, 08:09 AM
#7
 Originally Posted by Kilted Fireman
Is it contageous? Kilting that is not the stones.
Hope you recover soon.
Mike
Oh, yes is it ever contagious!
Get better soon, Dale.
Geoff Withnell
Geoff Withnell
"My comrades, they did never yield, for courage knows no bounds."
No longer subject to reveille US Marine.
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24th January 10, 08:12 AM
#8
That's pretty bad! Oh, and the kidney stone too! Good luck!
Scott McKay
* The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits *
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24th January 10, 10:47 AM
#9
Yep,...you're a lost cause. Forever doomed to wear the kilt.
I had stones about twenty years ago, not a lot of fun. Hope your well soon.
'S Rioghal Mo Dhream
There are no noble wars,...Only noble warriors. - Anonymous
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24th January 10, 11:00 AM
#10
People do say you need stones to wear a kilt in the first place!
Get well soon.
Best Regards John
“... I can't think of an instrument less suited to 'Silent Night' than bagpipes... I mean, there's no question of silence in the night anymore once that GHB kicks in, is there? ..." ... Klondike Waldo
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