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    Twitching Badly

    You know you're really jonesing when you spend your time checking your wardrobe to see what you have that will go with your next kilt, then running out to the (for me, thrift) store to beef things up. I got four nice shirts and an excellent dark green worsted wool jacket by Needless Markup for another conversion project, all for under $19.

    Fortunately, Barb ordered me an extra yard of the Isle of Skye. So I strapped it on with a belt and spent way too much time in front of the mirror trying it with different shirts and the one jacket I've nearly finished converting. Of course, it didn't go all the way around me so when I inadvertently turned to "check out the pleats" I was treated to a big hairy full moon.

    Sure hope that kilt gets here tomorrow. I'm melting! I'm melting! Ohhh what a world.....

    Meanwhile, back at the palace of the Wizard....
    Last edited by turpin; 28th November 06 at 05:17 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by turpin View Post
    Of course, it didn't go all the way around me so when I inadvertently turned to "check out the pleats" I was treated to a big hairy full moon.
    This is going to be visual, so stay with me...

    (Hands over ears):eek:

    "Oversharing violation!"

    (Hands clawing at eyes)

    "Bad Visual!"

    (Hands crossed over mouth)

    "Gag the speaker!"

    (three fingers of one hand slapping other forearm, while that hand is cupped as if holding a beer)

    "Three beer penalty!"

    (One finger, pointing at Turpin)

    "His cooler!"

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    Omnem crede diem tibi diluxisse supremum:
    Grata supervenient, quae non sperabitur hora.

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    Quote Originally Posted by turpin View Post
    Of course, it didn't go all the way around me so when I inadvertently turned to "check out the pleats" I was treated to a big hairy full moon.
    Too ... much .. information!

    Last edited by Canadian_Kilt; 29th November 06 at 07:11 AM.

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    OK, my bad. Sorry, I just got carried away. My fingers were twitching on the keyboard. Mods, feel free.

    Old Chub for everyone!
    Convener, Georgia Chapter, House of Gordon (Boss H.O.G.)

    Where 4 Scotsmen gather there'll usually be a fifth.
    7/5 of the world's population have a difficult time with fractions.

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    I was treated to a big hairy full moon.
    Man, I just woke up...


    *accepts the offered beer and goes back to bed hoping that image doesn't filter into her dreams*



    Its all good hon. Hope to see some pictures of you in the full kilt... no need to see the moon shots.
    Last edited by katmills2005; 29th November 06 at 04:58 AM.

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    HAHAHAHAHA
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