Under the Kilt, Just When You Thought You Heard It All!

[Jim Sloan]

A bunch of us old guys were waiting to process a college graduation a week or two back.

We are all highly experianced and cocky with our skill in responding to the question,"what's under your kilt".

Well, that day we got it handed back to us on a platter

Two coeds walk by in skirts, very nice looking.

One says to my buddy,"what's under your kilt?"

He smirks back,"what's under you skirt".

Without missing a beat they both turn back and say,"why thongs of course!" as they strolled on their way.



Jim

[Mr. Kilt]

Priceless!! Gotta love a quick-witted woman.

[Donnie]

Awsome responce! Gotta love a quick witted woman!

[IrishGodfather]

Ah useful shot there, useful. A witty girl holds the keys to me heart, becuz I give people a hard time, so I love it when a girl can dish it right back.

[ChattanCat]

I would recommend that you chase that girl until she submits to the way of the kilt!

[davedove]

Ah, to be a young college man again (or even twenty years younger) and to know what I know now.

[beowulf67]

You should have demanded proof. After all the women always want to confirm the answer. Except with Grant.

[JS Sanders]

I've been shown enough thongs to make the assertion that 'black' is the preferred color.

And I don't even request a viewing. Yall must be doing something wrong.

Slainte,
steve

[beowulf67]

I've been shown enough thongs to make the assertion that 'black' is the preferred color.

And I don't even request a viewing. Yall must be doing something wrong.

Slainte,
steve

So maybe it's because your pipes are so prominent?

(Red is popular too. )

[Nighthawk]

That's good! I saw Nightwish last night. When I went through security, the lady patted me down, and asked if I was wearing anything with pockets under my kilt- and then promptly said "Never mind. I really don't want to know." and she waved me through.