Van full o'hotties

[Alan H]

So I'm at the Stanford Hammer field today, working out how the &#^%*(_#%^$&# I'm ever going to actually throw the 42 pound weight for distance, and a van full of girls from the UCSB track team goes by. Today was "The Big Meet"...meaning Cal vs. Stanford, so I'm not sure why the UCSB girls were there, but whatever.

I'm a UCSB alum, see? But they didn't know that. All they saw was me...bald, bearded, somewhat large, kilted, and muttering at this pile of steel with a handle on it that frankly, is kicking my assumptions.

The van passed by one way, and the girls catcalled and screamed "HOT!", and I laughed and waved. When it came back a few minutes later I'd just finished my compromise technique meaning how I'm probably going to throw this bluidy thing, because the "spin" just isn't happening... and heaved the 42 pounder, maybe 18 feet. The van came along at about 1/33rd speed, girls hooted and the

*very*

cute brunette that was driving I'm old enough to be her father screams out the window..."Call me!"

so I shout back..."I don't have your phone number."

to my complete amazement, the van comes to a screeching halt in the middle of the street and about a dozen very fit, very trim, very pretty UCSB track team girls come pouring out. I now have the telephone numbers for most of them...

Pity.

1. I'm twice their age, and then some...
2. I'm married
3. It's a 7 hour drive to Santa Barbara

But for a small fee, you young bucks, I'll share....*NOT*

Behold ye, the power of the kilt. flippin' incredible

[Doc]

Freaking cool!

[Pour1Malt]

whit?

nay piccies???

[LK-13]

you do realize that 90% of all women admit that the best uh....
physically amorous experience that they have ever had was with a man 20 years their senior.

[Mumbles]

I started wearing the kilt because I liked it. I didn't even really care if girls dug it or not.. but to my amazement, they love it!

[McMurdo]

Good story.....

Mental note, start throwing stuff

[Raptor]

I had an attempt at the caber last year: 50, balding, something of a gut, etc, (& did a reasonable effort, to my surprise). A number of girls seemed suitably impressed, & even my somewhat jaded wife developed a sudden new appreciation for me! Moral: never underestimate the the pulling power of a kilt & a long pole...

[cessna152towser]

Yet another example of the power of the kilt.

[Fearnest]

Great story! (Oh to be young again...)

But then again, I decided a long time ago I'll grow old, but never grow up.

[MACKAY]

It's times like this that the phrase "Youth is wasted on the young" hits home