well now ive gone and doon it

**dowofbuchanan** · 6th September 09, 08:37 PM

so the womanthing was watching over my shoulder while i was on here and after explaining to her the rank structure, she said she wondered if they would ever make baby kilts ... so i showed her this http://www.trewscots.co.uk/BabyWear.aspx#0_6 now i think i opened a whole can of wyrms. question is have any of you shown this to the wifey ... and if so how do i get her mind off babies and back on kilts for me

**Bugbear** · 6th September 09, 09:09 PM

I have no advice.

**The Wizard of BC** · 6th September 09, 09:35 PM

I'm sorry to tell you but there is only one method to get a woman's mind off babies.

This method involves great personal risk and an enormous effort on your part.

Begin by sitting your female type person in front of the computer. Use any excuse necessary like telling her that you have found a new computer program that will 1) Freshen all the air in the room in under 30 seconds. 2) make her laundry bright and uses no water, no detergent, and does not require walking up stairs from the basement. or 3) Will allow her to firm every square inch of her body without surgery or cost a penny.

Then while you have her full attention for the first time in years you can wean her thoughts off Babies and back onto kilts for you by showing her this gentle transition.

**Nighthawk** · 6th September 09, 09:36 PM

Knock her up! That will get her mind off of getting pregnant, and back onto important things.

**Nighthawk** · 6th September 09, 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by The Wizard of BC

I'm sorry to tell you but there is only one method to get a woman's mind off babies.

This method involves great personal risk and an enormous effort on your part.

Begin by sitting your female type person in front of the computer. Use any excuse necessary like telling her that you have found a new computer program that will 1) Freshen all the air in the room in under 30 seconds. 2) make her laundry bright and uses no water, no detergent, and does not require walking up stairs from the basement. or 3) Will allow her to firm every square inch of her body without surgery or cost a penny.

Then while you have her full attention for the first time in years you can wean her thoughts off Babies and back onto kilts for you by showing her this gentle transition.

As happens often, that was a lot less blunt than my approach!

**BoldHighlander** · 6th September 09, 11:32 PM

Sorry mate, once the baby bug has bit your a doomed man.
Best to just accept your fate

**Strings** · 7th September 09, 12:14 AM

Nice knowing you dow... :P

**Bruno** · 7th September 09, 03:26 AM

Well Duh the obvious answer is to borrow a really irritating noisy friends baby. You know the type that is a pain in the Ass. Baby sit preferable overnight. Let the wife do everything she will lose the bug. The uglier the baby the better LOL.

**Coinneach** · 7th September 09, 04:34 AM

Put her on a plane and specifically ask for the seat next to the crying baby?

**KFCarter** · 7th September 09, 04:43 AM

Originally Posted by Bruno

Well Duh the obvious answer is to borrow a really irritating noisy friends baby. You know the type that is a pain in the Ass. Baby sit preferable overnight. Let the wife do everything she will lose the bug. The uglier the baby the better LOL.

Originally Posted by Coinneach

Put her on a plane and specifically ask for the seat next to the crying baby?

Sorry, gents but this type of male logic will not work if the woman in question has actually internally initiated the "motherhood launch" sequence. In fact, any exposure to any babies once the "sequence" has been initiated will only speed up the count down.

The good news, dow, is that once you've kitted out the baby in a "tartan-of-your-choice" kilt, it's a pretty easy case to make that you need a kilt in that too.