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  1. 13th July 08, 04:07 PM #1
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    What's a Fellow to do?

    The darndest things happen when a fellow is kilted!

    I was out Friday evening with my wife at a local dinner theater. As we were waiting to be seated an older lady seated in the foyer asked about my tartan (SWK Leatherneck) and I was explaining she reached out and pulled the pleats out so she could see the whole pattern. Her friend was trying to get her to stop handling my kilt, and I didn't know what to do, so I simply smiled.

    What's a fellow to do?
    "..., and wrote upon it - In memory of our God, our religion, and our freedom, and our peace, our wives, and our children...." Alma 46:12
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    stand at attention!

    aye!
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    Nothing you can do, just enjoy the moment.
    go mbeannaí Dia thú!
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    Don't do anything! Live the moment!
    'Cause every lass goes crazy 'bout a sharp dressed Scot!

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    Don't pass gas!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick the DSM View Post
    Don't pass gas!!!
    Or do...
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    I have had various women do that. They all want to know what it's made of. Most of the time, they ask first, though... My saffron seems to get the most attention. It seems a lot of people think it's suede.
    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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    It tend to think on the naughty side, and sometimes get clobbered fur it.
    Please don't yank the chain.
    I'm am a wee bit ticklish down there, but I am always happy to rise to such an occasion.
    If she was a bonnie wee lass, Something wonderful could happen to you tonight!

    As they say, Silence is Golden and you probaly gave the auld woman some tale that she will enjoy telling to all of her friends!

    Cheers Marshal Moroni
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