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    What's under there, Dad?

    Wearing my beige/maroon/royal plaid kilt today, my 3 year old daughter decided to get inquisitive.

    While I was kneeling down to put together the crate in which I will soon be shipping my AKC registered bullmastif, my daughter walks up, lifts my kilt slightly, and asks "What's under there, Daddy?" "Nothing you need to see, Love." With this, she lays down on the ground and looks up my kilt! Not being Regimental, I was not overly concerned, though I did take action to correct the situation. To my astonisment, though, my daughter decided, with a few neighbors listeing in, to announce the presence of my boxer-briefs by saying "Nice red panties, Daddy!"

    I'm not one to get embarassed, but that brought me pretty close!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BLAZN
    Wearing my beige/maroon/royal plaid kilt today, my 3 year old daughter decided to get inquisitive.

    While I was kneeling down to put together the crate in which I will soon be shipping my AKC registered bullmastif, my daughter walks up, lifts my kilt slightly, and asks "What's under there, Daddy?" "Nothing you need to see, Love." With this, she lays down on the ground and looks up my kilt! Not being Regimental, I was not overly concerned, though I did take action to correct the situation. To my astonisment, though, my daughter decided, with a few neighbors listeing in, to announce the presence of my boxer-briefs by saying "Nice red panties, Daddy!"

    I'm not one to get embarassed, but that brought me pretty close!

    "Nice red panties"...I damn near fell out of my chair laughing at that one!!!

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    Smile

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    Congrats, BLAZN! You've just been added to the growing list of people who have made me spit coffee all over my monitor. Well done!
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    Seeing Red

    I don't believe it—RED. Great story, daughters are wonderful.:rolleyes:

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    Out of the mouths of babes... :rolleyes:
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    Sounds like somebody put her up to it. Your wife wasn't standing nearby, stifling laughter, was she?
    Last edited by Bob C.; 15th April 06 at 08:19 PM.

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    Now I don't even want to think what she might have said if your WERE regimental!

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    Glad I read this just before racking out for the night. Managed to not have to worry about the dreaded monitor spewing virus that shows up around here every once in a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiltman
    I don't believe it—RED. Great story, daughters are wonderful.:rolleyes:
    Well yea red to go with the beige/maroon/royal plaid.......Doh



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