What's under yer kilt? Nice Skirt!

[Avonlea22]

I thought it might be neat (mainly so when I get my kilt I have some ammunition) to find out how some of you responses when asked the inevitable question, "whats under yer kilt?" or get the standard, "nice skirt".

[GMan]

Shoes and socks is always good for a laugh.

I have many more, I am sure the other guys might want to share.

[bubba]

The nice skirt comment gets "Thanks", or if there's time I let them know it's a kilt. As for what's under it, mostly either "Shoes and socks" or "My little bagpipe. Wanna blow?" depending on the place and circumstances.

[akaussie]

The nice skirt comment gets "Thanks", or if there's time I let them know it's a kilt. As for what's under it, mostly either "Shoes and socks" or "My little bagpipe. Wanna blow?" depending on the place and circumstances.

"wanna blow?" Has anyone said yes???

[RockyR]

I do not recommend using these as they may get you slapped or hit... Or you may fall in love!

On a good day... LIPSTICK

Same as you, but a whole lot bigger!

Stick your hand up there and you'll find it's gruesome. Stick your hand up again and you'll find it's grew-some more.

Me Lucky Charms!

Ask your Mom/sister/girlfriend/wife

You show me yours, I'll show you mine!

[zeytoun]

Good girls don't ask; bad girls find out for themselves.

[Macwizzard]

That's for me to know...And you not to.

[Macwizzard]

That's for me to know...And you not to.

[Aaron]

From various and sundry sources in cyberspace.

1. How warm are your hands?

2. The Loch Ness Monster.

3. The same as your husband/boyfriend, only bigger.

4. If you don't know by now, what's the use of me telling you?

5. Pavement/grass/feet.

6. I'm a man of few words, give me your hand.

[Freelander Sporrano]

It's an airfield .Two hangers and a Night fighter"

Or if it's a lady: My Mother told me a real lady wouldn't ask

Have fun