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    Wiggle...

    Yesterday on the driving range of a golf course...I was wearing my MacLaren muted kilt....

    A few lasses next to me started to shoot miss hits at first...and they stopped practicing shortly after.
    I didn't payed any attention to them..they were standing behind me and I was doing my thing....trying to hit some decent shots.

    Until...

    I heard a very soft voice saying...

    "Oh yes baby!...wiggle that ass!"


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    I always thought that's the type of reaction you'd want from the lassies, I guess she liked it...

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    A kilted Kodak moment.

    I gather you're spouse agrees!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blu (Ontario)
    A kilted Kodak moment.

    I gather you're spouse agrees!

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    lol...Michelle thinks these things are extremely funny...when lasses make drooling remarks she just says:

    "Find your own kilted toy" or "Sorry, he's not for sale".

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    Had a similar kilted experience myself this weekend. Like Blu said, you just DONT get that reaction in blue jeans. (great line Blu!)
    .. the kilt had concealed a blaster strapped to one thigh and a knife to the other. He was aware of the present gentle customs against personal weapons, but he felt naked without them. Such customs were nonsense anyhow, foolishment from old women - there was no such thing as "dangerous weapons," only dangerous people.
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    And so, did you start missing shots after that comment?
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    Nope...just a big smile nobody could see :rolleyes:

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    Make mental note... go to driving range kilted... :rolleyes:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin
    Nope...just a big smile nobody could see :rolleyes:
    Excellent. Keep on wigglin' for the lasses then.
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    needing practice

    Quote Originally Posted by Robin
    Yesterday on the driving range of a golf course...I was wearing my MacLaren muted kilt....

    A few lasses next to me started to shoot miss hits at first...and they stopped practicing shortly after.
    I didn't payed any attention to them..they were standing behind me and I was doing my thing....trying to hit some decent shots.

    Until...

    I heard a very soft voice saying...

    "Oh yes baby!...wiggle that ass!"

    Methinks that to begin a new hobby in golf would be most pleasurable when doing so in me kilt. The pleasure of course being primarily me own, at first!

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