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    YES...They can be taught!

    Showing a classic video tonight at the community college..."Miracle of Life" (the biology of the reproductive system). In one scene the narrator states that sperm counts drop when men wear tight-fitting jeans. In unison several of my students (who have rarely seen me in trousers) cried out "Wear a kilt!"

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    Kilt salesmen should be making calls on fertility clinics....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverkilt View Post
    Kilt salesmen should be making calls on fertility clinics....

    Ron
    Or at least be leaving a sampling of their cards there.

    Marc

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoldierSpike View Post
    Or at least be leaving a sampling of their cards there.

    Marc
    "Leaving a sample" at the fertility clinic

    For some reasone this made me laugh
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    lol that would of been funny to see

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    I wonder how many of the guys will start wearing a kilt after seeing that?
    Grand Duke Dirk the Festive of Hope End
    If this is the men's department, where are the kilts?

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    Nice one - that really brought a smile to my face.

    Thanks for sharing,

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    Wonder if they should be regimental too.....

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    Yesssssssssss!
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    All funniness aside, I really can attest to the truth behind this.

    My wife and I tried every procedure known to medicine aside from having someone else..hmm.."sub in" for me. Nothing worked. After spending close to 40 Scottish Tanks ( 8yard tartan kilts for those who don't know) on medical procedures and meds, and five years of time, we gave up and started looking into adoption. right about that time I started wearing kilts. Now, there is no medical proof ( as the docs said that I had no fertility problems) but after about five months...*POOF* my wife was pregnant!

    so yes, I am a VERY strong supporter of the kilt as a conception aid!

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