Are you...

**GMan** · 3rd April 07, 06:18 AM

...performing? That was a question that I was asked last night from a gentleman I have seen around the neighborhood, usually while I am in a car.

I thought about telling him I was going to perform some great death defying actions in the kitchen, but decided against it.

I told him it was a usual thing for me, and all he said was OK.

Some people just do not understand comfort.

**Kilted KT** · 3rd April 07, 06:20 AM

heh..
I usually tell people not yet, but if I am lucky I will be later tonight! that usually gets a very odd look, then a blush (from the ladies) and the questioner quickly shuffles off.

**PiobBear** · 3rd April 07, 06:29 AM

"Yes, I am; a {insert event here}. Here's my card."

**McMurdo** · 3rd April 07, 06:33 AM

I have been asked the same thing on more than one occasion; I guess I look like a musician or something. Sometimes I go with it, and say yes I will be at So and So's pub. I think it would be great if they showed up at a pub to see a non existent act.

**Dreadbelly** · 3rd April 07, 06:34 AM

Performing? Noo... Plundering!

That usually gets a stare or two, but on a good day it gets the giggles.

**pipebear333** · 3rd April 07, 10:55 AM

At the laundromat I got "Is there a parade today?" from the change guy. I told him, "No. It's Saturday." He seemed confused. But it was a good opening for him to talk my ear off for the next 2 hours while I watched the tumble dry.