You know you wear your kilt a lot when....

[Geniepants]

You know you wear your kilt a lot when you walk into your favorite pub wearing pants, and one of the waitresses asks you where your kilt is.

[Macman]

Or even better if she says she's never seen you with your pants on!

[Geniepants]

Yeah, that'd be a good one, as long as my wife isn't with me

[Mike in Dayton]

You know you wear your kilt a lot when you try to sweep your pleats when wearing P@nt$.

Guilty!

[James Hood]

You have to remember to "fear the zipper" when wearing trews.

[Catdad]

You know you wear your kilt a lot when your neurologist, the produce guy at Walmart and the techs at the Apple store all ask why you aren't wearing your kilt on the same day.

[O'Searcaigh]

When anyone in trousers looks funny to you.

[Chirs]

You know you wear your kilt a lot when you try to sweep your pleats when wearing P@nt$.

Guilty!

umm, yea

[chrisupyonder]

You can't find your pants

Chris.

[pugcasso]

You know you're wearing a kilt a lot when you actually forget that you are wearing something out of the ordinary (in this repressed modern age haha).


I've been walking around the streets and grocery stores and I sometimes forget that I'm wearing something really unique.