This has been posted before but it's good enough for a repeat.

Why Parents Get Grey



The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the...

Please sir, could we have some more?

Having a bad day?

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Prayers sent.

Here’s to hoping this Easter holiday brings your family health, happiness, and lots of love. :D

A Present For The Teacher

A teacher was retiring. Her students decided to have a party for her and several brought her a present.
The first student gave her his, his dad owned a jewelry store....

I'm a landscape designer and spend a lot of time outdoors. since I'm from the south I came up with Southern Breeze as a screen name. I use the Tiki simply because I've installed a lot of Tiki bars...

I have noticed one thing since I started riding again - where did all these hills come from?? :lol:
I'm thinking about adding a set of saddle bags, any recommendations?

I've started ride a bike again after a 10 year hiatus. Last month I spent the night in the hospital after suffering what seemed to be a heart attack. It turned out to be trouble with my gallbladder...

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a...

I needed a good laugh! :lol::lol::lol:

When little Amy came home from first grade, her grandmother asked her what she'd learned in school that day. Amy told her that she learned how to make babies.

Hesitatingly, Grandma said, "Oh? And...

If I'd read that a minute earlier my moniter would be wearing coffee. :lol:

I've not been on for a while and I'm sorry to hear about this. I send my heartfelt condolences and prayers to his family and friends.

Q. What do you call a dead blacksmith?

A. A deadbeat.

That's amazing. Thanks for posting it.

How about "I pleat The Line".

:lol: I have a cat and that's why I'm glad they can't talk!

ROFL! Never mess with seniors.

Glad to hear your doing better. Add me to the rabble of well wishers.

No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best...

Thoughts and prayers for a quick and full recovery.

Now I know who that clerk was! :lol:

Here's a gem from my e mail.

Redneck Tech

1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.
2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the...

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