Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic?

Wasn't sure if there was or wasn't a dog.
(Pin a friend gave me years ago...)

With regard to the OP, my opinion would be that the Saltire, being a country's flag, should not be dipped at the service unless some guidance was presented stating that it should be for the occasion.

Thank You, Sir, for your kindness.

First, Congratulations! Second, I hope that you love your job, for if you do, it will never be work.

I now have a steadfast rule: I never open the front door. I learned this trick from my mother-in-law. Being in South Carolina, I think it is something of a state law that the only times that the...

Had one onboard ship:
Two drunk Sailors walk into a bar... The Chief behind them ducked.

In my own case it must be some sort of mental defect; I've been proven to have been sober once and I liked the sound then as well. My hearing is not in question as it actually improved during my...

I had gall bladder surgery the week before and wasn't feeling all that good.

I missed watching the series when it was on but I do own the series and movie on DVD. I've always enjoyed the exchange when Kaylee tells Mal that the ship could easily take off by hooking up the part...

Last month, the missus and I went to Savannah for a late birthday and we were given drinks by the manager of the pub we regularly visit.

As has been stated before*: #1 is easy but #2 is time to remove the sporran and kilt.

* video on how to sit in a kilt.

Voted. And you're at a 4.3 so far!

Not knowing exactly where you are located, Hawk, would lead to the question of which standard said same nuts were measured to, metric or standard!

The other day, a former co-worker of the missus' asked about my kilt but couldn't quite get the term skirt off of her mind. One of the few times that I'll help lessen the embarrassment and call it a...

Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

~...

My new job has quenched my plans for being there this year as I will be on a four night rotation during the entire period.

The missus and I spent the last weekend in Savannah. Even though I wasn't kilted, I did encounter a local person who fancied himself as a comedian. He tried the "Why do Scots were kilts?" and I...

Had to watch the whole thing, the music was that good.

Being that I have four tartans that I might wear (US Navy-Edzell, National Fallen Firefighter Foundation, Black Watch & Firefighters Memorial), my answer is to explain that you don't have to be...

Be afraid of large groups of men who can't sing who are wearing skirts while carrying unfinished lumber and rocks. :kd: :piper: :hide:

Fluter, my current run is 301 to I-95 to 521. However, since the trip is 61 miles each way, Continental is offering relocation services. Since the Missus has shifted to the Hobby Lobby at Forrest...

A birthday thought (or two):

"May you live for as long as you want to,
and want to for as long as you live..."

Growing old isn't for sissies! But, growing up is optional!

For a mountain,...

A bit late but...

Back in Sept. 2010, I was one of the last one's to leave the plant that I was working at. Dana Torque & Traction, Orangeburg, SC was a plant that I had the privilege of starting...

"I like to sing and I like to drink Scotch. My friends like to listen to me drink Scotch." ~George Burns.

Thank you, Steve, for the response. It was as I expected.