27th February 18, 08:48 PM
We are about to get another bad spell of wether.
27th February 18, 05:17 AM
Instead of buying new clothes, I am painting the clothes I already have.
Just finished the second coat.
24th February 18, 07:17 PM
I want to be a martial arts crime fighter, but I need a good sidekick.
24th February 18, 02:04 PM
Stellar. Really, the tailors nailed it.
I've fancied a combo myself.
19th February 18, 10:38 AM
It's universally true in every kitchen that cabbage must be sliced thinly and into little pieces.
It's Cole's Law
6th February 18, 12:51 PM
Butchers loin something new every day
10th January 18, 10:52 AM
Lads,
I cannot attend. My father just passed at Christmas. That day is my birthday and my mother has brought the hammer down on family time. Insofar as it's not feasible for her to join us at the...
29th December 17, 03:06 PM
I got new beads for my abacus.
It's the little things that count.
22nd December 17, 07:23 AM
You can't see in this picture that my socks and hat are also Royal Stewart.
Someone asked last night if my underthings were also tartan. I said, "No! What do you think I am, a maniac?"
:D
22nd December 17, 06:09 AM
Seasonal Felicitations, y'all
https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4595/25351155458_439860197c.jpg20171221_174455 by michael_malone22, on Flickr
9th December 17, 06:37 PM
In an alternate reality, Julius Cesar lives to a ripe old age. One day at the retirement forum, he saw his old friend, Brutus. Brutus was a little winded, so Cesar offered a hit from his bellows.
...
26th November 17, 05:16 PM
I had a dream where I weighed less than 1/1000 of a gram.
I was like, 0mg
23rd November 17, 05:52 PM
Hot dog vendors have Franksgiving
The water heater broke and we couldn't shower. It was stanksgiving
We watched Castaway, Sleepless in Seattle and Saving Private Ryan. It was Hanksgiving
In...
16th November 17, 04:11 PM
The archeologist was also a lawyer.
He worked pro bone-know.
16th November 17, 04:56 AM
Being blinded by silver is Ag-on-eyes ing